all because i liked a bumper sticker.
today i saw one of those bumper sticker plastered cars: you know the ones… they usually tick me off. this one had a Great one on it, though, splat in the middle in bright yellow:
JESUS CALLED. HE WANTS HIS RELIGION BACK.
ok, ok, but admit it. that’s classic, people. so, i decided that since we’re not bumper sticker people, i’d see what other fun ways this phrase could be purchased. i’m wandering, lalala, lots of trite and poorly-designed versions of the aforementioned gem, when i came upon The Most Bizarre Thing i have ever found on the world wide web: